woman's mind

Son has to write down a name of one person who is an athlete for his homework. He forgot the full name of this boy he wanted to write so I suggested he write about this girl instead. Her name is easy to spell out.

Son's reaction? " She will scold me for writing her name. On the other hand ,if I don't write down her name, she might feel insulted"

Then son said " Don't you know how a woman's mind works?" Gee, he already figured that out at his age, poor guy!